Borderlands (Zev Berman, 2007): 6.5/10

The Magic Flute (Ingmar Bergman, 1975): 7/10

La Guerre Est Finie (Alain Resnais, 1966): 7/10

Speed Racer (The Wachowski Brothers, 2008): 8/10


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Monday, July 14, 2008

Celebrating Meet Dave's bomb

It may be kicking a man while he's down, but since it's Eddie Murphy, I think it's pretty well deserved. Best Week Ever's blog has a list of 50 movies that grossed more than Meet Dave's paltry $5.3 million opening weekend. A few hilarious picks, and almost all are shocking: remember Baby Geniuses?! If this means that the Brett Ratner, PG-rated Beverly Hills Cop 4 is cancelled, then I couldn't be happier.

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Greencine's list of 8 most disturbing French horror films

Hat tip to Dreaming at 24 Frames Per Second on this one: Netflix alternative Green Cine has released a list of the 8 Most Disturbing Films of the New Wave of French Horror. Quite a mouthful, but they couldn't be more right on when they spotlight France as the new center of global horror. I've see all the movies on the list but a few -- Sheitan (which I'd never even heard of!), Frontier(s) (which I have at home right now), and Inside (which is coming soon!). Ordeal is one of the creepiest films I've ever seen, with a truly amazing performance by Laurent Lucas. Of course, Gaspar Noe is probably in my ten top directors -- his films are so raw and painful, and while I wouldn't classify them as horror films, they are really terrifying. So move over, Japan -- France has got the market on truly disturbing stuff now.

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Favorites of 2007

It's here! But I was looking at the spreadsheet I made of movies I watched in 07 (I know, nerdy), and there really isn't a solid top-10 list there. Sure, there are plenty of movies I enjoyed watching, but surprisingly enough, not 10 I could say were bar none the best. So I give you, my favorite movies released in 2007 (click on the poster for my previous review):



Smokin Aces (Joe Carnahan)

It seems like this movie was so long ago, but it was indeed January of 2007. There's so much vitriol for this movie, but I think it's a wham-bam, funny, violent action picture. Jeremy Piven is great, as is Ryan Reynolds (this is the role that made me realize I don't hate him).




300 (Zack Snyder)

Again, lots of recent backlash toward this one. I honestly think that Snyder only meant to make a cinematic, epic film that was as close to Frank Miller's graphic novel (as xenophobic, homoerotic, etc, as it might have been) as it could have been. In that, he definitely succeeded. I have no idea how I am going to hold out for another year and a half for Watchmen.




Planet Terror (Robert Rodriguez)

I decided to limit myself to the better of the two films of Grindhouse, but that was the best experience I've had in the theater last year. Until the two films are released together on DVD (with the trailers intact), Planet Terror is the one I would recommend. Plus, bonus points for these films being the inspiration for Eli Roth's next project, Trailer Trash.




Hostel: Part II (Eli Roth)

Speaking of Mr. Roth, this was the most memorable film experience I had in 2007. Eli Roth is such a cool, friendly, smart guy, and the box office failure of this movie (paired with that of Grindhouse) really disheartened me.




Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters (Matt Malliero & Dave Willis)

I can't believe I didn't review this at the time, but for my money, this was the most laughs per minute in any movie this year. Sure, WTF-worthy laughs, but laughs nonetheless. A great DVD, as well, one certainly worth buying.




The Ten (David Wain)

Second-funniest movie of the year. I can't remember many of the jokes, it's a DVD that's definitely on my list to buy. It was so nice to see most of the members of The State back on screen again (twice, if you count Reno 911!: Miami).




I'm Not There (Todd Haynes)

The first "serious" movie on ths list! A great experimental indie film, and definitely American at its core. Plus, I like this (Italian?) poster way better than any of the American ones I've seen.




Black Book (Paul Verhoeven)

I still can't believe that this film, and Carice van Houten's performance in specific, are being so passed over in this awards season. They was robbed!

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

10 worst twist endings ever

Here they are, according to cracked.com.

I thought it was a pretty good list, although I certainly would add The Village to the list - the person I was seeing it with, halfway though, whispered to me "Wouldn't it be funny if *twist here*." Turns out it wasn't funny, just true.

Any ones you would add to the list?

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